*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

David Cameron

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What comes after 69? 70

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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