Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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