- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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