I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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jews

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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