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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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