A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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