What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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