- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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