- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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