- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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