- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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