- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

I think everybody should have a penis.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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