Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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