- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels