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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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