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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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