How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Katy Perry

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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whats green and lives in the water

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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