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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Your mother is so fat.

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