- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

knock knock who's there ?

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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