Anti Jokes = Drained

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

There's my tractor.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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