What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

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