Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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