A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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