A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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