- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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