- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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