Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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