- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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