- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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