What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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