- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why so serious ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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