A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

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