an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

outside your comfort zone

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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