- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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