what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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