knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A man died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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