Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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