- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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