your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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