Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Turkey Balls

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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