These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Racial equality.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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