- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you call a black man? Rob

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What stops a train? A missile

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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