What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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knock knock Goodbye

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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