- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Steve Jobs is alive.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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