There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Turkey Balls

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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