- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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