Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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