- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Adam Chebali is awesome

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Nobody cares maddie!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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