- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

You having friends.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

There's my tractor.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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