- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

I'm homeless.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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