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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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