What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

civil rights

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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