- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

hi penis ham telephone

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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