- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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