- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

This is an anti-joke.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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