How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Anti Joke

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