- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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