- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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