- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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