- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Nobody cares maddie!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Women outside of the kitchen.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

I am a mime

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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