Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Japan

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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