- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Knock Knock Come in

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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