Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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