A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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lets bomb africa

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Skinny people fart less.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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no rasist joks

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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