How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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