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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Anti-jokes are funny.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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