What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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