Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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