A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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