Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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sky silverstein

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Brain fart

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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