- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Please ignore this statement.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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