What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

okay so theres this guy.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Wait! hundred billions!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

one stop shop

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

read this sentence again.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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