- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

YOU

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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