- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Poker? I barely even know her.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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