Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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