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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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