- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Granny porn!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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