- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A man died.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

okay so theres this guy.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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