What's just not right? Left

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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