Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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