- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Knock Knock Come in

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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