How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why dont they make black forks

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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