- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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