- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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