What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Error 37.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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my penis

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Andoni was here

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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