- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

how much fish could a chicken

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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