- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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