- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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