- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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