- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Where's my baby??

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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