What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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I'm homeless.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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