- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

hey hey apple

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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