- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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