What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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