- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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