- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

bite me

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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