Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

white or wheat? wheat please.

Heskey time.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

ur an fagit

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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