- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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