- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

pull my finger (farts)

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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