- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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