- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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