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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's the difference between a duck?

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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