- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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