- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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