- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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