Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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