What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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