womens rights.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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