Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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