- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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