Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A woman walks into a bar.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

can you pass the soap?

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Anti Joke

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