- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Homo say what?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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