What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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