What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

black chicken. kfc

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Adam Chebali is awesome

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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