- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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