- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

knock knock who's there ?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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