wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Beka has AIDS

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

penis. nuff said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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