A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Roses are red, yup.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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White men's rights

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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