What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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