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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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