Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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