- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Kyle grund parker coffey

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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your no better than a cockroach

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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