What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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